love-dangerous-gymnast:

jay-escobar:

Fellas did u know ?

OMFG seriously! I can’t tell you the amount of times that one of my friends has been like, “Please don’t leave me alone with him! I don’t like him!”

love-dangerous-gymnast:

jay-escobar:

Fellas did u know ?

OMFG seriously! I can’t tell you the amount of times that one of my friends has been like, “Please don’t leave me alone with him! I don’t like him!”

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merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

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mainstreetinternet:

The science witch trials

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mishasminions:

I have this weird reaction to minced garlic. Whenever I eat it, I have really horrible farts—weirdly awful. I had eaten a lot of it, and we got on a flight—packed flight—completely packed, and it was one of those situations where, you know, I was on the window side, and I didn’t want to get up, I figured I’ll—I felt something building up is what I’m trying to say. And I just let a little bit out, just little by little.

Long story short, I farted, and the guy behind me fainted. A flight attendant came over and splashed water on his face and sort of resuscitated him. And his wife or girlfriend goes, “I think I smell some gas”, and they said, “Ma’am, that’s impossible, all the fuel on the plane is stored in the wings so there’s none of it that comes anywhere near the fuselage. Absolutely impossible for there to be a gas leak.” They let it go.

About an hour and a half into the flight, I thought, “I’ll be more careful this time”. I farted again, the guy faints again. Flight attendants came, and his girlfriend says, “Somebody let out some gas”. They said, “Ma’am, we told you the gas cannot leak”. The woman sitting next to them said, “No, no, somebody has to go to the bathroom”

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The Ultimate Warrior

girlgrowingsmall:

is apparently a distant relative of mine? Turns out my uncle’s wife used to be married to the Ultimate Warrior’s dad, making her the Ultimate Warrior’s stepmother, which then makes the Ultimate Warrior my cousin. I am so fucking confused right now, it’s not even funny.

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sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

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myhauntedlungs:


Ve Neill applying make up to Michael Keaton for Beetlejuice. (1988)

myhauntedlungs:

Ve Neill applying make up to Michael Keaton for Beetlejuice. (1988)

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